I prefer to think of myself as a "Contemporary Anthropological Interactive Observer" because it has just the right amount of flair.
Besides, "stalker" is such an ugly word.
Yo momma so fat,
the closer you get to her, the slower time passes for you in relation to an observer outside her gravitational pull.
Three men - one blind, one deaf, one dumb - participate in a game show...
The blind man is shown a map with a marker and asked to name the exact place it is pointing to. Being blind though, he is well versed in Braille, so he begins feeling the map with his hands and after a few seconds says "Grenoble, France".
"Correct! 50 points for Mr. Blind", says the host.
The deaf man is played a particular song and asked to identify i
A man was passing by a small courtyard when he starting hearing...
...voices and murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said, "NIL."
White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great Nullity and The Blessed Emptiness.
The man turned to a white-robed observer beside him and asked, "Is Nothing Sacred?"
What do you call someone who likes to watch other people fart?
An astute observer... an *ass toot* observer.