Obscene

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I got in trouble for making obscene remarks about a co-worker's butt

But looking at harrassment the world to me

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Stop Cloning Around

A mad scientist managed to clone himself, but something went wrong. His clone would repeatedly stick his head out the fourth-story window, and curse at people below. The scientist was at a loss, and deeply embarrassed by his clone's behavior. After two weeks of pleading and threatening his clone, the scientist so no other alternative than to push the clone out the window. Within an hour, he w


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A real cliffhanger....

Did you hear about the scientist who successfully made an exact copy of himself?


Unfortunately it was very foul mouthed and crude, and the scientist grew tired of it, and finally got rid of it by pushing it off a cliff.


He was later arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

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Three aliens are discussing the fate of Earth.

After a successful invasion of earth, the leaders of the armada joined together to discuss the ruling of the planet. Each of the leaders had a different idea on how what they should do with the surviving humans.

"These humans are dangerous," said the first. "We all know the losses we took to subjugate them. We need to kill the rest before they kill more of us!"


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R2D2 is the most obscene character in film history

They had to beep out every word he said

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A man is tested by a psychologist for sexual obsession.

The psychologist draws a line and asks the man what it is. "This is a penis," answers the man.

Then the psychologist draws a circle and asks the man the same question. "This is a tit," replies the man.

Finally the psychologist draws a triangle, which the man identifies as a vagina.

"It's true," concludes the psycholo


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11 Minutes

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this


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Three Aliens are discussing the fate of earth.

After a successful invasion of earth, the leaders of the armada joined together to discuss the ruling of the planet. Each of the leaders had a different idea on how what they should do with the surviving humans.

"These humans are dangerous," said the first. "We all know the losses we took to subjugate them. We need to kill the rest before they kill more of us!"


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I named my car parts factory after my mother's maiden name, and it was banned for being obscene.

What's wrong with Sechso Fenders?

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Hate speak, obscene photos, and narcissistic viewpoints caused me to get completely off of social media. OC

I found myself wasting too much time posting that stuff!

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Three Aliens are discussing the fate of earth.

After a successful invasion of earth, the leaders of the armada joined together to discuss the ruling of the planet. Each of the leaders had a different idea on how what they should do with the surviving humans.

"These humans are dangerous," said the first. "We all know the losses we took to subjugate them. We need to kill the rest before they kill more of us!"


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If you were to push a naked clone of yourself off the Empire State Building...

Would it be murder, suicide, or merely making an obscene clone fall?

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This is the most racist, sexist, and obscene joke ever told on Reddit...

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Poland is so obscene...

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"David, why don't you go and play with...

...with Jimmy?" asks the mother.

"Oh mum, you wouldn't want to play with a filthy, obscene, thieving, lying boy, would you?"

"Of course not." says the mother, as she hugs her son.

"Well, Jimmy wouldn't either..."

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My colleague was being a real asshole the other day.

We had a costume contest and he definitely won the prize for "Most Obscene."

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When my kindle reads Fifty Shades of Gray to me

It's like getting an obscene phone call from Stephen Hawking

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