Novelty

Jokes

My wife made me some novelty tickets to exchange for sexy times.

Sadly she didn't have any backstage passes.

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Novelty

It just never gets old.

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Do you know Jacob?

He invented a new kind of novelty popcorn that was so good that when al-Qaeda tried it, it convinced them to stop being terrorists.

There's just one problem: That never happened. Jacob was aborted on March 12, 2009.

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I once read a book about brewing.

It was quite the novelty.

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What's the difference

between a novelty act by a winged Greek god and the blonde who just cut me off in traffic?


The novelty act is a "Cupid stunt."

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Those novelty New Years glasses look so stupid.

So I wear glasses that say "Yesterday" because it makes me wise beyond my years.

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My girlfriend bought me a novelty salt and pepper shaker for my birthday.

They were shaped like Wombles.

I had to take them back though, they didn't work properly. The pepper came out either underground or overground.

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Burglary At Adult Novelty Store -

Burglars were caught by their mechanic after complaining of a serious vibration in the rear.

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Purchase Real and Novelty Passports,id cards,visas,drivers license ,Permits for all countries

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I often go to fancy dress parties dressed as a shark....

Quite honestly, the novelty is wearing a little fin

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Purchase real and Novelty Passports,id cards,visas,drivers license ,Permits for all countries

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My friend had one of those novelty leg lamps from the Christmas Story movie, but he lost it recently...

Now he's a lamputee

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