My wife made me some novelty tickets to exchange for sexy times.
Sadly she didn't have any backstage passes.
It just never gets old.
Do you know Jacob?
He invented a new kind of novelty popcorn that was so good that when al-Qaeda tried it, it convinced them to stop being terrorists.
There's just one problem: That never happened. Jacob was aborted on March 12, 2009.
I once read a book about brewing.
It was quite the novelty.
What's the difference
between a novelty act by a winged Greek god and the blonde who just cut me off in traffic?
The novelty act is a "Cupid stunt."
Those novelty New Years glasses look so stupid.
So I wear glasses that say "Yesterday" because it makes me wise beyond my years.
My girlfriend bought me a novelty salt and pepper shaker for my birthday.
They were shaped like Wombles.
I had to take them back though, they didn't work properly. The pepper came out either underground or overground.
Burglary At Adult Novelty Store -
Burglars were caught by their mechanic after complaining of a serious vibration in the rear.
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I often go to fancy dress parties dressed as a shark....
Quite honestly, the novelty is wearing a little fin
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My friend had one of those novelty leg lamps from the Christmas Story movie, but he lost it recently...
Now he's a lamputee