Nothingness

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Jean-Paul Sartre is in a cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness.

He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.”

The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, Sir, but we’ve got no cream. How about with no milk?”

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Nothingness : does nothing

Existing : exist

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AMA Request: Suicide bombers that successfully participated in an attack.

What was it like when you blew yourself up at a two-man military checkpoint in shithole, Iraq?

What did it feel like entering into the black abyss of nothingness instead of the paradise you were promised?

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A horse walks into a bar....

The Bartender sees such a vivid depth of despair and sadness in the Horse's eyes, like the Horse has stared into the abyss and found the infinite void of nothingness so deep
that the Horse could no longer believe that he himself nor anyone nor anything else existed.

To say something exists requires knowledge of self, which requires knowledge of existence of the self,


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Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness.

He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."

The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"

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What's the difference between Hillary Clinton's email and a black hole

One is an endless void of nothingness, the other is a black hole.

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A Horse walks into a bar

A Horse walks into a bar.
The Bartender sees such a vivid depth
of despair and ennui in the Horse's eyes,
like the Horse has stared into the abyss
and found the infinite void of nothingness so deep
that the Horse could no longer believe
that he himself nor anyone nor anything else existed.
To say something exists requires knowledge of self,
whic


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A horse walks into a bar.

A Horse walks into a bar.
The Bartender sees such a vivid depth
of despair and ennui in the Horse's eyes,
like the Horse has stared into the abyss
and found the infinite void of nothingness so deep
that the Horse could no longer believe
that he himself nor anyone nor anything else existed.
To say something exists requires knowledge of self,
whic


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No cream and nothingness

I was sitting in a small café around the corner this morning, reading a copy of Jean-Paul Sartre's Being and Nothingness, when the waitress came up to take my order.

"I'll have a coffee with no cream," I said.


"I'm sorry, sir," she said. "We're all out of cream. Can I give it to you with no milk instead?"


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I guess my favorite book would haveta be "being and nothingness"...

i was halfway done before i even started reading.

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