Noddy

Jokes

Why do elephants have big ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

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Why do elephants have big ears?

Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom (not mine and sorry if it's been on here before)

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Why have elephants got big ears?

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Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

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Why does Noddy wear a hat with a little bell on it?

Because he's a twat

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Why does Noddy have a little bell on his hat?

Coz he's a cunt

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One for the Brits...

Why does Noddy wear a bell on his hat?

Because he's a cunt...

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Why does the elephant have Big Ears?

Because Noddy refuses to pay the ransom money.

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Noddy woke up one fine morning.

When he woke up, he looked outside and saw the birds were chirping, the trees were whistling and the sun was shining.

He went downstairs and said to the fridge, "you know what fridge? The birds are chirping, the trees are whistling and the sun is shining. I'm gonna go see my friend 'big ears!'". The fridge replied and said "I don't blame you on thi


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Why does the Elephant have Big Ears?

Because Noddy refuses to pay the ransom money.

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Why do rabbits have big ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

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Noddy

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school ...

Teacher : Whats your name ?

Boy : Nadir

Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is nodee from today.

Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Nadir?

Boy : I am an American now, so call me nodee.

Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up.


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A boy is asked if he knows the first 4 letters of the alphabet...

So, he goes home and asks his mum what the first letter of the alphabet is - her reply being:

***"Shut up!"***

He later visits his brother, who is watching batman, and asks him what the second letter is.

***"NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!"***

After that, he asks his dart-player-dad what the third is. He y


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Why does Spock have big ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

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Why does noddy have bell on his hat?

Because he is a cunt.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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Why does Noddy have a bell on top of his hat?

Because he's a dickhead.

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Why do elephants have big ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom...

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Why do the elephants have Big Ears?

Because Noddy would not pay the ransom.

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Why do elephants have big ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom

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