Noddy
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Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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Why do elephants have big ears?
Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom (not mine and sorry if it's been on here before)
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy have elephants got big ears?
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Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy does Noddy wear a hat with a little bell on it?
Because he's a twat
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy does Noddy have a little bell on his hat?
Coz he's a cunt
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEOne for the Brits...
Why does Noddy wear a bell on his hat?
Because he's a cunt...
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy does the elephant have Big Ears?
Because Noddy refuses to pay the ransom money.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTENoddy woke up one fine morning.
When he woke up, he looked outside and saw the birds were chirping, the trees were whistling and the sun was shining.
He went downstairs and said to the fridge, "you know what fridge? The birds are chirping, the trees are whistling and the sun is shining. I'm gonna go see my friend 'big ears!'". The fridge replied and said "I don't blame you on thi
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy does the Elephant have Big Ears?
Because Noddy refuses to pay the ransom money.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy do rabbits have big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTENoddy
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school ...
Teacher : Whats your name ?
Boy : Nadir
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is nodee from today.
Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Nadir?
Boy : I am an American now, so call me nodee.
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEA boy is asked if he knows the first 4 letters of the alphabet...
So, he goes home and asks his mum what the first letter of the alphabet is - her reply being:
***"Shut up!"***
He later visits his brother, who is watching batman, and asks him what the second letter is.
***"NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!"***
After that, he asks his dart-player-dad what the third is. He y
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy does Spock have big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy does noddy have bell on his hat?
Because he is a cunt.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy Do Elephants Have Big Ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy does Noddy have a bell on top of his hat?
Because he's a dickhead.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom...
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy do the elephants have Big Ears?
Because Noddy would not pay the ransom.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom
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