What do medevial octopus nobility wear?
A Coat of arms
Medieval peasant circa 1000: "Life sucks. All we do is farm every summer and spring day, the church doesn't actually help us, and you can't work your way into nobility no matter how hard you try.
Other peasant: Suck it up. No pain no grain.
I just finished a book on the military nobility of pre-industrial Japan
Would you like me to samurais it for you?
A man walks up to a woman and says, "you look like you are a descendant of royalty...
In breading was quite common for the nobility."
Queen Elizabeth II was involved in a traffic accident earlier today. Sources close to the Royal family say she only sustained minor injuries, but that she's finding motion in her legs to be temporarily restricted.
They're getting her a Nobility scooter.