Nightcap

Jokes

This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there's a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table...

He's been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn't have the courage to start talking to her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. His reflexes kick in and he reaches out, plucks it out of the air, and hands it back to her.

The redhead is mortified. "Oh my, I am so sorry," she says as


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This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant



and there's a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He's been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn't have the courage to start talking to her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. His reflexes kick in and he reaches out, plucks it out of the air, and hands it back to her.


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The Pink and White joke.

There once was a man, and everything he owned was pink and white. He had a pink and white car, a pink and white house, and a pink and white cat. His violin was pink and white, as was his piano and his skateboard. EVERYTHING he had in his house, even his clothes, were pink and white. One average night, the pink and white man decided to go to bed at his regular time. He went up the pink and white st


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2 Sisters

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Nina lived in Manhattan. Nina's younger sister, Rosey, came in from college to spend a weekend with her sophisticated sister. Nina had even arranged a date for Rosey with one of her friends, George. After a lovely dinner and a show, George and Rosey went to George's apartment for a nightcap. They talked and listened to soft music for a while and then George suggested they re


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My brother was worried last night that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep because he had a headache.

I told him to make a stiff nightcap and drop a couple of pills in it. You know, just take Aleve of Absinthe.

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