Neutralize

Jokes

A soldier looks at the sky and suddenly yells: "we gotta act fast, it's about to neutralize our base!". His commanding officer says: "What the hell are you talking about, we ain't even at war!?"

The soldier replies: "Acid rain".

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Why does the military use acid..

..to neutralize enemy bases.

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Why did the military use acid?

To neutralize the enemy base.

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If you neutralize LSD

Can you still call it acid?

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How do you neutralize Lords of Acid?

With some Ace of Base.

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Why does did the military use acid?

To neutralize the enemy base!

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Why does the military use acid?

To neutralize the enemy base.

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Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid?

To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.

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How do you neutralize an acidic Jew?

With a basic white girl

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Why does the military use acid?

To neutralize the enemy base

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When you neutralize an acidic solution in a titration, what do you do?

Drop the base.

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