Negro

Jokes

Waiter: Would you like an aperitif? Me: Yes, I'll have a Negro

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What is another name for a house negro?

A black Smith

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Why are black people so tall?

because their knee grows (negro)

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Do you know the difference between a Negro and a Jew?

The Negro was taken out of the oven just in time

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What do get after breeding a negro and an octopus?

A very efficient cotton picker.

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What do you call a bilingual African American?

A Negro.

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A negro walks into a bar...

A negro walks into a bar with a giant parrot on his shoulder. The bartender gasps and asks, "Wow, look at that thing! Where did you get it?" The parrot replies, "Africa, there's millions of 'em!"

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There was once an old man that lived in a cemetery

One night, he saw a dark skinned man who was obviously from Philly. He was carrying an air conditioner when he stopped at a grave, picked up the dead body that resided there, and proceeded to have sex with it. Concerned, the old man called the police shouting: “Negro - Philly - AC! Negro philly ac!”

P.s this is my first joke. Is it ok for me to write negro? Thanks


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I asked a man in Harlem where a good Negro Comedy club was and before I knew it got beaten by an angry mob...

I guess they don't like black humor...

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My sister asked me who my "negro friend" was..

I said, "That's Ray, sis."

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What do you call a tall black person?

A negro.

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Home alone watching porn

What goes black, red,black,red,black,red,black,red, white?
A negro wanking

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What do you get when you crossbreed a negro with an octopus?

I've got no idea, but sure as hell would be useful at a cotton farm.

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What do you call a black ninja?

Incog-negro.

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Why did the negro cross the road?

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How do you know when a negro has played too much basketball?

The black is worn off of their hands.

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How does a negro guy masturbates?

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A good ole boy was driving his pickup truck in South Carolina.

Two black men were walking along the side of the road when the truck suddenly veered and hit both of them, throwing one through the windshield and the other catapulting into a nearby field. Along came a sheriff who got out of his car and walked toward the scene shaking his head.

"We got us some serious crimes here! There gonna be some serious charges!" said the sheriff.


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What do you call a green man sitting on the porch?

My Negro and I'll paint Him any color I want!

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What do you call a black guy in disguise?

Incog-negro

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When negro baby says the first word...

In India it's fact that every baby's first word is 'mother' or 'mom'.
Once a negro and his wife settled in India. They had a baby too. One day the baby said it's first word 'Mother'.
The negro then said joyfully to his wife
'Yo man, the baby just said half the word...'


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Why are all rabbits negro?

Because they dig homes.

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What did one slave-owning waffle say to the other slave-owning waffle?

L'eggo my n'egro.

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How many knees could a negro grow if a negro could grow knees?

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A negro man walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

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Why are Black People Tall?

Because they ne*gro*

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What do you call a black mage?

A Negro-mancer

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