Narcissism

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Narcissism

Narcissism is ruining my country

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Why do I not study theology?

Because narcissism isn't cool

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My doctor gave me a formal diagnosis of narcissism today

That can't be right. I'm too important to be a narcissist.

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The great thing about narcissism

is that it makes you smarter.

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Whats the difference between Narcissism and incest?

Ones you want to fuck yourself and the other is the next best thing.

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My psychologist says that I have narcissism with delusions of grandeur.

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Narcissism is awesome

You get to hear about how awesome my life is

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I was reading a book on narcissism.

All I could think was, "This sounds a lot like me."

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My professor asked me to define narcissism

I said "It's the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am."

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God takes a narcissism test

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Narcissism

It's in your best self interest.

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I took an online narcissism test yesterday

Fucking nailed it

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Sure, when a girl writes your name inside a heart it's "cute"

But when -I- do it they call it "narcissism"

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The selfie stick has been re-named to The narcissism Pole.

thought of this one while I was in italy with my family and I saw them EVERYWHERE...... credit for reminding me of the joke goes out to esoteric42.

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I took a class on Narcissism.

I'm pretty sure I blew everyone away.

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