Narcissism is ruining my country
Why do I not study theology?
Because narcissism isn't cool
My doctor gave me a formal diagnosis of narcissism today
That can't be right. I'm too important to be a narcissist.
The great thing about narcissism
is that it makes you smarter.
Whats the difference between Narcissism and incest?
Ones you want to fuck yourself and the other is the next best thing.
My psychologist says that I have narcissism with delusions of grandeur.
Narcissism is awesome
You get to hear about how awesome my life is
I was reading a book on narcissism.
All I could think was, "This sounds a lot like me."
My professor asked me to define narcissism
I said "It's the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am."
God takes a narcissism test
It's in your best self interest.
I took an online narcissism test yesterday
Fucking nailed it
Sure, when a girl writes your name inside a heart it's "cute"
But when -I- do it they call it "narcissism"
The selfie stick has been re-named to The narcissism Pole.
thought of this one while I was in italy with my family and I saw them EVERYWHERE...... credit for reminding me of the joke goes out to esoteric42.
I took a class on Narcissism.
I'm pretty sure I blew everyone away.