Napping

Jokes

You know, under the right context, a kidnapping has the potential to be a very serene experience

For example, a kid napping.

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I was thinking...

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So my dad looked at my cats and asked...

“Aw are you guys catnapping?” And I responded “Well they just call it napping, but yes.”

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People think having space isn't important

But there is a big difference between a kid napping, and a kidnapping.

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There was a kid napping at school today

Luckily he woke up before the teacher noticed

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Today i got arrested because i called the police for fake emergency

Apparently a kid napping is not a 'real' emergency

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Pet-Napping 101

Step 1. Wait until everyone is in the bathroom

Step 2. Wait why is everyone in the same bathroom..?

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Did you hear about the kid napping at school?

He was found dead in a closet and we think the principal did it.

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Did you hear about the kid napping at school?

He woke up

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Over heard the police trying to explains nap time to my buddy ted.

They kept saying, " A rest ted! For kid napping"... Guy just doesn't get it

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Why was the child's blanket arrested?

For being an accessory to a kid napping.

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Why was the children's blanket arrested?

For being an accessory to a kid napping.

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"When you saw an Asian woman driving, you should have moved a bit away from the road",

Said the doctor to an injured man.

Injured man: "What road? I was napping on a bench in a park"

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Why did the baby get in trouble with the police for not napping?

Because she was resisting a rest.

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What does U.S. immigration policy have in common with kindergarten after lunch?

Kid napping.

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What did the cop say to the parents that were slipping their children Benadryl to make them sleep?

You’re under arrest for kid napping.

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What did the cop say to the kid that was hiding under his parents bed while they were napping?

You’re under a rest.

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Police came storming through a kindergarten

They just hears there was some kid-napping going along...

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I love how in english you can merge two words to make a third..

Like napping and kid.... kidnapping

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There was a kid napping at my school.

But he wke up when the teacher yelled at him for sleeping in class.

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Did you hear about the kid napping at school the other day?

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If you see a child sleeping, don't hesitate to call the police.

You just witnessed a kid-napping

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There was a kid napping at my school yesterday.

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I'm gonna be celebrating MLK the only way I know how...

By napping, because you can't have a dream if you aint sleeping.

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If you don't believe in napping when you're tipsy..

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The cops were called...

to the local childcare because a kid was resisting a rest.

30 minutes later the cops were called back because of an apparent kid-napping.

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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a *kid napping*.

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Did you guys here about the kid napping?

It's ok he woke up.

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A crime in the park

A man walked into his house, and casually mentioned to his wife that he had seen a kid napping in the park. The wife was frantic, "What did you do about it?!" The man said, "Nothing, I let him sleep."

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A polar bear cub nervously approaches his mother...

The mother was feasting on a seal, and the young fellow finally had the nerve to interrupt her.

"Mom? Mom?"

"Yes dear?"

"Are...are you sure I'm a polar bear?"

The mother lifts her snout and says, "Goodness, of course you are."

"But...but how do you know? For sure?"

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