Mythical

Jokes

What do you call mythical cheese?

Legend dairy

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Mythical creatures.

A 2nd grade teacher is telling her class about mythical creatures. She tells them she's she's going to give them clues & wants them to identify what mythical creatures she's talking about.

She starts off by telling them that this mythical creature is rarely seen because it only goes outside at all, and especially stays inside during the day because it's dan


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In a mythical world, a priest made out of vegetables stepped up to the alter..

“Lettuce pray. “

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My favorite mythical creature?

Jesus Christ

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Life is a drag

A mysterious mythical creature once asked me, is life going to dragon forever.

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Your beauty is mythical

I've never seen it.

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What did one mythical sea creature say to the other?

What's kraken?

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Was walking past a friendly coworker the other day when he stopped me and asked..

Friend: You see that dude over there? (he points to this guy obviously screwing sound)

Me: Yeah, what about him?

Friend: He's a mythical creature.

Me: (*Chuckling*) What are you talking about?

Friend: Just look closely. (I lean in and squint to get a better look) Don't you see his... Draggin'-ass!?


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How do you describe a mythical cow?

Legendairy

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5 things Americans teach us.

1. Chinese have nothing better to do than Teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball / baseball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like Werewolves and Vampires.


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Decent people aren't mythical creatures!

They're just critically endangered.

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Decent people aren't mythical creatures!

They're just critically endangered.

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Possibly OC Objectifying women has been going on since mythical times.

For example, in Greek mythology, a female elf was called a Shelf.

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What would Rhett do if Link died?

Good Mythical Mourning.

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What do you call a quiet mythical sea creature?

A murmurmaid

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What would Dwane Johnson be if he transformed into a giant mythical bird?

He’d be The Roc.

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What do you do when you want to find a mythical location on a map?

Well legend has it...

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What do you call a mythical Greek who sells bad pills

Useless-E's

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I don't believe in God. But I think he exists

I just don't think he's gonna make it as a successful mythical creature. I don't see it in him

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Why is it called the lore of feminist and not the history ?

because they're mythical creatures.

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My son has to write a book report about a mythical creature

He chose “The Clitoris”

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What's your favourite mythical country?

Narnia, Middle-Earth, Asgard or Taiwan?

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My favorite mythical creature

is a satisfied woman

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A Warrior Cuts off the head of a Hydra formed by fusing 8 mythical beast,

and 2 heads Grows in it place,

he cuts those off and 4 grows,

he cuts those off and 8 grows,

he cuts those off and 16 grows,

he cuts those off and 32 grows,

he cuts those off and 64 grows,

he cuts those off and 128 grows,

he cuts those off and the Hydra Dies because the Hydra was made of 8 bits.


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What mythical creature is the most bloody?

A hemogoblin!

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A "G" in the right font

is not only a nice looping arrow, it's also a map to the mythical G-spot!

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Which mythical creature casts no reflection?

All of them, technically.

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Amateur reporting in a nutshell

Look, a mythical creature! Quick, grab the worst camera we've got!

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My favorite mythological creature.

My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials.

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What do you call the mythical cookie baking creatures with strong vaginal muscles?

The *kegel*-er elves.

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A quiz just asked me what mythical creature I relate to..

So I chose unicorn because I'm bright, colourful, and nobody believes in me.

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