Mutilate

Jokes

How long does it take to mutilate a child's carcass?

I wouldn't know. I close my eyes when masturbating.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge!

Caitlyn Jenner went to Venus to mutilate his penis!

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"Try try until you succeed"

Yeah. Nobody's gonna Mutilate you for trying.

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