Mushy

Jokes

Why did the Yakuza man say "mushy mushy" when he answered his phone?

Because he was a bad apple!

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What goes in hard and pink but comes out soft and mushy?

Bubblegum -- and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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I had a dog once...

I had him with chips and mushy peas

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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and mushy?

Bubblegum and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What do you call the mushy red stuff between shark teeth?

Slow swimmers

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What do you call the red mushy stuff between the elephant's toes?

Slow moving natives.

Source: one of the all time great TV shows

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I overcooked some pasta earlier - it got all soggy and mushy. Making the best of a bad situation, I put it in a mug and tried to down it.

I soon gave up though - it was an act of *Fusilli Tea*.

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