Why did the Yakuza man say "mushy mushy" when he answered his phone?
Because he was a bad apple!
What goes in hard and pink but comes out soft and mushy?
Bubblegum -- and you should be ashamed of yourself.
I had a dog once...
I had him with chips and mushy peas
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and mushy?
Bubblegum and you should be ashamed of yourself.
What do you call the mushy red stuff between shark teeth?
What do you call the red mushy stuff between the elephant's toes?
Slow moving natives.
Source: one of the all time great TV shows
I overcooked some pasta earlier - it got all soggy and mushy. Making the best of a bad situation, I put it in a mug and tried to down it.
I soon gave up though - it was an act of *Fusilli Tea*.