Mural

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What do you call a mural of a giraffe in the street?

Giraffiti

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The artist and the museum (long)

An artist is approached by a man who says he's to be the curator of a new museum dedicated to General George Custer and he wanted to hire the artist to paint a mural that was to be the centerpiece of the largest display.

The artist agrees and asks the curator if he had any particular subject in mind.

The curator thinks a moment and tells him he wants the mural to c


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An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall so he called an artist.

An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall so he called an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week and when I return I expect to see it completed."

Upon his re


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A guy is sitting on the ground crying.

A stranger asks him what's wrong. He points to a bridge and says "see that bridge? I built that. But do they call me Joe the Builder? Nooo" and then points to a mural and says "I also made that graffiti mural. But they don't call me Joe the Artist." He started crying again. "But you fuck one sheep--!"


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Custer's Last Stand

The anniversary of the Battle of the Little Bighorn is coming up, and the mayor of the neighboring town wants to make a spectacle. So he hires a local artist to create a mural to commemorate the event. "I want something to really help people feel what Custer felt!" he explains.

The artist gets to work, and for two months, his work is hidden behind barriers at Town Hall. Fin


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A man hires a painter to paint a mural on his wall...

He wants the mural to be about Custer's Last Stand and instructs the painter he'd like to have it done within the week. A couple days pass and the painter shows the man his final painting, who is shocked at what he sees. A giant cow with a halo on his head, surrounded by a bunch of Native Americans participating in sexual acts graced his old wall.




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In honor of the 139th Anniversary of Custer at Little Big Horn

The leaders of New Rumley, Ohio wanted to have a mural painted for General Custer, who was born there in 1839. They looked everywhere for an artist. Finally, they found an amazing artist with a wonderful new style from (insert country that doesn't speak English here). The only problem was that he didn't speak English well. The town leaders spoke to him and he said that he would resea


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For my Day of the Baked Good, one of my favorites...

There was a rich businessman who was looking to get an enormous blank wall in his library painted over. So he calls up one of the most famous and modern contemporary artists he's ever heard of. When they meet in this library, the businessman explains the situation to the artist.

"I would like to hire you to paint a mural over this entire wall, and I will out of town for the


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The beautiful mural

an american history professor decided that he wanted a large mural painted in his home. he called in a famous artist and explained to him that he wanted him to paint what he thought general custers last thoughts were during his last stand. he went on holiday and he returned see a mural of a large praying heifer with a halo above its head surrounded by many native americans in erotic sexual positi


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Remembering General Custer

In remembrance of the Battle of Little Bighorn, the government hires an artist to create a mural. He's told by the generals "paint what was going through his mind in the final moments of the battle."

He goes to work, and a few weeks later, he unveils his creation. On the mural, there's a picture of Jesus on the cross and a bunch of Indians all having sex.


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"Smith the town wall builder"

The local drunk in a small town stumbles into his favorite establishment and orders a drink, already three sheets to the wind he starts shouting and pointing out the door into the town square.
"See that wall? I built that wall! But do they call me 'Smith-the-wall-builder'? No, no they don't!"

The next day he stumbles back in and orders a drink. Soon he


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An artist is commissioned to paint a mural in the newly built city hall.

The city council has decided the mural must be an important scene from American history. The artist accepts the deal with one condition.

No one can see the piece before it is completed.

Begrudgingly, the town council accepts, a contract is signed, and the artist begins work behind a massive curtain. The artist goes so far as to hire a security firm who have signed non di


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You know, you could really make this shit-mural a lot better by removing all the shit.

Wow no shit.

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