Mumps

Jokes

How cold was it out?

When the doctor checked my testicles, she thought I had the mumps.

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Whats the hardest thing about being an anti-vaxxer?

Apparently, keeping it to yourself.



And the mumps.

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Why are antivaxxers afraid of MampMs?

They weren't vaccinated agaisnt M(easles) and M(ump)s.

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A redditor goes to the doctor for mumps... (copypasta from an askreddit thread)

"I had the mumps during my first year of college, and along with that I got Orchitis (swelling of the testicles caused by the mumps) in my left nut, which swelled up to the size of a potato. It was really painful and heavy so I had to carry it everywhere for a while. So I went to the doctors, he checked my mumps and then I told him there was another problem. I dropped trou, lay on the doctor


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