How cold was it out?
When the doctor checked my testicles, she thought I had the mumps.
Whats the hardest thing about being an anti-vaxxer?
Apparently, keeping it to yourself.
And the mumps.
Why are antivaxxers afraid of MampMs?
They weren't vaccinated agaisnt M(easles) and M(ump)s.
A redditor goes to the doctor for mumps... (copypasta from an askreddit thread)
"I had the mumps during my first year of college, and along with that I got Orchitis (swelling of the testicles caused by the mumps) in my left nut, which swelled up to the size of a potato. It was really painful and heavy so I had to carry it everywhere for a while. So I went to the doctors, he checked my mumps and then I told him there was another problem. I dropped trou, lay on the doctor