Monologue

Jokes

What do you call it when the results of your bathroom trip are a single piece of fecal matter?

Monologue.

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What do you call it when the results of your bathroom trip are a single piece of fecal matter?

Monologue.

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I asked a scientist what the darkest material on earth was...

He said, Sarah Silverman's monologue.

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Everyone always asks me why I monologue so often

Well I'll tell you why...

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My Rejected Oscar Monologue for Chris Rock Written During the Red Carpet Pre-Show

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The FineBros remind me of a movie villian...

...they revealed their master plan via monologue and were stopped before they could end the world.

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I'm looking for a joke

I heard a monologue once on the radio here in the UK.

The monologue is in a film noir style and I'm pretty sure it starts with "I was working on a case. I was working on a case because I couldn't afford a desk" and has other lines such as "A tall Blonde walked past the window, I knew she was tall because I was on the 13th floor. She rolled her eyes at me. I pi


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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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Help! I need someone. Help! Not just anyone.

I have this internal monologue of music that won't stop playing.

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In Florida, a couple has been accused of making meth in a public library.

Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library.

-Conan Monologue June 12, 2014

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Monologue Jokes?

I need Jokes for this late night show I'm doing for school. It's for the monologue and they need to be current. I can't think of anything... HELP ME REDDIT!

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What is Black, White and Red all over?

My English Monologue Draft...

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