Why did the group of previously miscarried mothers meet at chilis?
They wanted their baby back ...baby back... baby back
A woman decides to have her pregnancy terminated...
She goes to the local clinic to have the procedure done. The doctor gives her a quick check-up beforehand. As she’s sitting there in the stirrups waiting for the operation, she begins to have second thoughts.
“Wait!” She tells the physician, “I don’t have it in me to have an abortion”.
“You sure don’t”, replies the doc
Why are miscarried children very smart?
Because they weren't born yesterday.
What's purple and makes every woman cry?
A miscarried baby.