Minimal

Jokes

Best Indie Nail polish brands? - Unique colors?

I have been looking into Indie Nail polish.
Mostly for the unique colors. I am really into minimal nail art.

What are some good indie nail polish brands to check out? What colors should I try?

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What does it take to play a half-note?

Minimal effort.

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My friend told me that for minimal lag i should use an analogue connection instead of Bluetooth for my speaker system....

Sound advice.

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The power of predicting the future

Interviewer : What would you say are your st--

Guy : strengths? Making inferences from minimal data.

Interviewer : Okay, and your we--

Guy : Wheat Allergies? None whatsoever.

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I like my house like I like my women

minimal carpet

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How do you write the perfect joke?

With minimal effort.

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Virginity and candy are a lot a like.

They require minimal force to take from a child.

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H Sick Jokes W Reacton

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Battle at Sea

A Navy Captains ship was in danger of being boarded by the enemy. As his crew began to panic the captain told his first mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" Confused, the first mate asked, "Sir, why would you ask for a red shirt in the heat of battle?" The Captain responded, "If I am hit, the shirt would conceal the wound and the men would continue to fight hard." The battl


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I like my women like quality agronomy soil...

..good penetration to 8", bare surface, and minimal crust.

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What do cats and rgonewild posters have in common? (OC, I think)

For a minimal amount of attention they will give you a close up of their butt hole

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