Metabolism

Jokes

What is the meaning of this? Why, it's replication and metabolism, of course.

Nature had just gotten to work at 9 AM and was drinking coffee out of a "best boss mug". Her secretary shows her what happened overnight.

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"Ma'am, the program to improve Earth's performance has just reached the next performance goal."

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"Ugh. What are you talking about?"


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The meaning of life

noun, plural lives

The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

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