Merchandise

Jokes

Did you guys hear about the robbery at the dollar store?

They stole $200.00 worth of merchandise!

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I was duped into buying counterfeit The Who merchandise.

I won't get fooled again.

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Lego Movie 2...

I can't believe how much merchandise the Lego Movie 2 has got!!

They do so, so, so, many different kits, that allow you to rebuild literally every scene from the film!! And on top of that, they do spare parts and little extra bits too!!!

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What do you call a new dress-maker who is uncomfortable with the idea of customers testing her merchandise?

A seamstress who seems stressed when you stress the seams.

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The stark contrast between India and US is that India makes curries out of vegetables

And US makes shoes and merchandise out of a Curry

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I slipped my fingers inside the knickers and had a good old fiddle.

"Don't do that with our merchandise," said the shop assistant, frowning.

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I just bought Russian soccer jerseys and other fan merchandise from the US for my Russian friend who lives in Moscow and wants me to bring them with me because apparently there is nothing left over there. I'm fully anticipating his next text will be

"Yo. Bring beer"

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Whats a tacky store for left handed merchandise in Quebec or Paris called?

How Gauche.


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A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise

The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes.

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All this 'Frozen' merchandise is just getting ridiculous.

I was at the supermarket earlier and they've now got a whole bloody aisle just for Frozen stuff.

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Clocks in the window

A man is walking down the street looking for a place to fix his watch and as luck would have it he sees a store with the widows full of clocks. He goes in and says hey my watch is broken do you think you could fix it?

The shopkeep says I'm sorry we don't do watch repairs here. The man says fine let me just buy a new watch then and the shopkeep responds I'm sorry we don


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A woman walks into a sex shop looking for a dildo.

She asks the clerk "How much for the white one?". He says "That one's $25." She asks "How much for the black one?" He says "That one's $45." She looks around for a bit then asks "Mmmm, how much for the plaid one?" Clerk responds "Ummm, that one's $65." "Great I'll take it." she says. The store owner returns l


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I was thinking of making sperm-brand merchandise...

...because sex cells

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My local dollar store burned down

Over $3000 worth of merchandise was lost

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Did you hear about the amazing sale on Red Hot Chili Pepper Merchandise?

They’re practically giving it away giving it away giving it away

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