Menace

Jokes

Phantom Menace

When Disney offered 4 billion for Lucasfilm

Negotiations were short

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Q: What do you get when you combine the colors

Commie Red and Coward Yellow?

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A: An Orange Menace.

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George Lucas announced that he'd like to make several changes to The Phantom Menace.

But I say let's let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.

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(X post) Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.

They're armed to the teeth.

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Brexit is the worst trade negotiation,

since Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.

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What do Jack Thompson and J. Jonah Jameson have in common?

Video games where you play as a public menace.

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I'm still disappointed that The Phantom Menace was never nominated for an Academy Award...

...for Best Animated Film.

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I saw a billboard that said "Watch out for motorcycles. Thousands dead every day!"

Beware the motorcycle menace.

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The scariest thing my brother told me

"Phantom Menace is my favorite!"

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The Phantom Menace is easily the best Star Wars installment

Jar Jar Binks is the best character.

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