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Jokes

I cooked my friend a steak, perfect medium rare.

He said, I like it well done. I said thanks.

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What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small, medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A Small Medium At Large

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I cooked my friend a perfect medium rare steak.

He said that he liked it well done. I said thanks.

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A man walks into a bar,

He walks away mostly unharmed except for a medium sized bruise on his forehead.

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A Chinese guy walks into a coffee shop

and says to the black man working there, "Give me a medium coffee and don't spill it, nigger."

The black man is shocked says, "That's very offensive. We are both minorities and we should treat each other with respect. How would you feel if we traded places and I came in here and called you a derogatory name?"

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If you want to communicate with the dead just have a midget smoke some weed.

So they get medium.

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I like my steak puns

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I went to a fortune teller today. She said she had a headache...

So I offered her some aspirin, medium strength.

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All day long, I keep running into these depressed psychics.

I just can't find a happy medium :/

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Do you know why there are so few jokes about cooked meat?

Because it's a rare medium well done.

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A psychic midget escaped a prison once

He was a small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller that just robbed a bank?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run from prison?

A small medium at large

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What do you call a midget clairvoyant who has just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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A dwarven psychic just escaped from jail!

There's a short medium at large!

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What do you call a short psychic wanted by the police?

What do you call a short psychic wanted by the police?


A small medium at large!

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What do you call a 4 foot tall psychic who has escaped from jail?

A small medium, at-large.

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget psychic that escaped a crime scene?

Small medium at large.

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What size shirts do psychics wear?

Medium

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What is it called when a short psychic escapes prison?

A small medium at large

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A midget psychic escapes from prison.

News headlines: SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What do you call a dwarf psychic that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a five foot psychic that's escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

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Max Powers is a Men's Medium.

Max Powers talk to the spirits of the deceased, but only those who were men of sub-average height, and was also insecure about their insufficient height. Max helps them overcome their insucerites and leads them onto the next plane of exsitience.

Thursday's at 9/8 central, Max Powers is...a Men's Medium.


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Did you hear about the psychic midget that robbed a bank?

Police are saying he's a small medium at large

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A midget fortune teller escaped from prison.

He's a small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from jail!?

A small medium at large!

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A psychic dwarf escapes from prison

The report went out for a small medium at large

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Are there medium rappers?

Or just big and lil?

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My artist wife started cheating on me with a psychic...

She did say she wanted to experiment with a new medium.

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A steak pun..

..is a rare medium well done.

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Did you hear about the wanted dwarf psychic?

He's a small medium at large.

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How do anti vaxxers talk to their children?

Through a medium or an ouija board.

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A software developer claims to have written a condition that detects items larger than medium size.

Big if true.

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What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison

A small medium at large

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A fortunetelling midget died in a fire

Headlines read: Small Medium Well Done

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Adult riddles

Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?
A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition


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Adult riddles

Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?
A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition


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Can anyone tell me a joke about steak?

Didn't think think so

It's a rare medium well done.

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What was the newspaper headline after the midget psychic robbed a bank?

Small medium at large.

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Im a reverse medium

i can talk with the living

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What do you call a midget psychic who has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

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A psychic dwarf escaped from strangeways

There was a small medium at large

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Roast

Me: Barista, can I have your mildest roast?


Barista: You have medium sized ears.

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I like my Nandos like I like my women.

Medium

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"My date hasn't arrived yet, but I would like to buy her a bag of popcorn," I told the cinema assistant.

"Small, medium or large?" he asked.

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"Large," I replied. "If her picture on Tinder is anything to go by."

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