Meaningless

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Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."

Media: Scientist claims "Findings are meaningless"

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Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."

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If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, and you happen to install turn signals for BMW, remember

there is a Consumer Advocate at Apple.

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I used to believe that my stencil drawings served a purpose, but now I know they're meaningless

I'm an ex-stencilist

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Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."

Media: Scientist claims "Findings are meaningless."

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If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, just remember

There is at least one mod at r/jokes that is in charge of removing reposts at "their discretion".

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If you ever feel your job is meaningless...

Just remember it’s someone’s job to moderate r/jokes

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If you ever feel like your job is meaningless...

Factory workers are working as you read this making dragon dildos for furries

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If you ever feel your job is meaningless...

It's because it is.

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If you ever feel your job is meaningless...

Just remember that it's somebody's job to install turn signals to BMW's

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Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."

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Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."

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If we're gonna die, then life is meaningless...

...similarly, if we're gonna graduate, then school is meaningless.

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If we're all gonna die, then life is meaningless...

...similarly, if we're all gonna stop eating, then meals are meaningless.

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Classic

Scientist: “My findings are meaningless if taken out of context”

Media: “Scientist claims: Findings are meaningless”

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but

as far as meaningless experiences go, it is the absolute best!

Love without sex is a meaningless experience too, but

as far as meaningless experiences go, it is the worst!

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If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember

There are lifeguards at olympic swimming competitions

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Why don't deaf people like rappers?

They just keep saying meaningless gibberish

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What do you call a black guy who believes that life is meaningless and rejects all religious and moral principles? A ni...

...hilist you racist bastard

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If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, just remember...

There is someone who is currently installing the turn signal at BMW.

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A Man Goes Into Confession For Addiction

A man goes to confession.

Father: “Hello my son, have you come to confess?”

Man: “Yes, Father. I have come to confess that I have an addiction.”

Father: “I see. And to what are you addicted?”

Man: “I’m addicted to Barenaked Ladies.”

Father: “So, this is a sexual addiction, t


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Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."

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As a teacher, I find it difficult to group young, vibrant children by ability and put them into meaningless boxes...

... you have to really push down hard to close the lid.

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Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context"

Media: Scientist claims his findings meaningless.

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Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."

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If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember

there is someone who is currently installing the turn signal at BMW.

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Scientist: my findings are meaningless if taken out of context

He was also problebly stupid enough to click a repost

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If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember

there is someone who is currently installing the turn signal at BMW.

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They say...


They say you can't just fill the void after divorce with lots of meaningless sex, but I'm willing to give it as many tries as I can

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Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

"Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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What do you call a One Direction fan who thinks life is meaningless?

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A lady is going to town sucking this guy's dick

... and the guy is loving it. Absolutely loving it. "Mmm yeah, keep going babe" he groans, as she begins to fondle his balls. "My wife gets home in half an hour and there's a few more things I want to do with you if you know what I mean".

The lady brought the man to climax swiftly, taking his load in her supple mouth. "Ohhh yeaahhhhh" he screamed. &q


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To those who spend hours on reddit and meaningless garbage:

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Your Meaningless Existence

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Never ask white Americans what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every European country and meaningless fractions.

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If you think your job is meaningless

remember that in the BMW factory, there are people whose job is to install turning lights

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Numbers are an abstract human construct and so is fear. This entire joke is meaningless

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When my super-boss asked if I was eating lunch or dinner, I had to say something clever.

I said I follow a brunch, lunder, dinper, and supfast. The look on his face.. before he said "ohhh that's clever!". He strangely left me alone, he usually talks alot. (Meh) I guess it's kinda meaningless. Clever semantics? FTW.

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"Don't knock masturbation..."

"It's sex with someone you love."... Woody Allen.

Moar...

'Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good.'

And lastly...

'My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.'

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Why do humans create words?

Because life is meaningless

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Life

Life is meaningless and we all die in the end xD

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I've lost all ability to feel... I'm numb.... I'm starting to slip away... I look forward to the empty, meaningless void

Now pull the damn tooth, Doctor

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Researchers found that beers contain small portion of female hormone...

In a thoroughly scientific experiment the test subjects, who were each given 6 liters of beer, started showing symptoms of:
1. blushing in front of fellow men.
2. started meaningless and small tete-a-tete
3. and they couldn't drive car.(all of them had a legitimate license).

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