I'm surrounded by idiots
Unfortunately, I am currently stuck in a mirror maze.
Why is interrogating a maze hard?
They are never straightforward
In my local BMW garage there's this really tricky maze.
I didn't know which way I was turning.
Whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life?
one of them you can find a way out of.
In a maize of corn, I felt like I was being stalked. It was ear-ie. The maze corn-fused me as I kept turning corn-ers and finding dead-ends.
Riddle: A flat-earther and a round-earther enter a maze at the same time. They each have a compass, and both know that the exit is on the North end of the maze. Which one exits the maze first?
The round-earther exits first, because the flat-earther died of measles while inside.
Farlo the Cow Warning: pretty long
He heard the gunshot behind him. Suddenly, the extra pair of hoofs that were just behind him came to a stop as he hears a thud, signaling that his companion fell to the ground. Determined more than ever, Farlo manages to turn the corner just as the sound of another bullet whizzes behind him.
The man swears as he realizes he missed his target. Angered, he slows down as h
What do you call the basic unit of grammar when it walks into a maze?
A lost clause.
A man took his 3 kids to a maze
His kids' names are Flour, Sugar, and Butter. The four of them split up in the maze to try to solve it. Along the way, Dad bumps into Butter. They exchange surprised looks and laughs and continue on their way. After 10 more minutes, Dad bumps into Butter again. They repeat the previous exchange and go on their ways. A collision between Dad and Butter happens a third time. After dad leaves the
All my jokes are a maze (ing)
Boring, confusing, and you can find them on the internet
There's a new game out where you play this character in a maze searching for people with bacteria on their teeth.
You wanna hear my joke about corn?
It's a maze zing...
My fraternity stripped me and dropped me in the middle of the worlds most spectacular corn maze
It was a maize-ing.
What do call having to settle for buying corn?
You know what amazes me?
Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?
Because his home was a maze thing.
A man like me is hard to find.
I trim maze hedges.
Did you see the Maze Runner?
It was A-MAZE-ZING!
Did you hear the joke about the maze?
It was *amazing*.
Don't worry. I found the door out by myself. I'll be leaving now.
I went to Art Therapy to treat my dyslexia.
I don't know why they put me in a maze, but the cheese was good.
British corn maze scientist found out...
What did the French biologist say to visitors entering the corn maze
Enjoy Zea maize!
I don't think I'll watch the Maze Runner movie.
It seems too corny
What's the difference between The Kite Runner and The Maze Runner?
I don't know, I haven't seen either.
Did I tell you the one about the maze?
Nevermind, it's too corny.
Get ready for a corny joke!
***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?***
Life is a maze.
If Billy Mays were a farmer...
And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."