Matured

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A pun isnt fully matured until its...

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THE WINE TASTER

At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but accept


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A mod at rwinemaking dies.

Over at /r/winemaking, the mod died and the admins wanted to replace him with a winetaster. A blind drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. Fearing potential community backlash, the admin of the subreddit wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.

Drunkard: “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in s


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I like my women like I like my wine

Exotic, matured to 12 years, and imported from Southern Europe in a barrel.

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Did u hear about that young incest practitioner?

He's really matured lately, you might even say he's come into his own.

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My trust fund matured before I did.

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At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire...

...A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.” "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass... “This


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THE WINE TASTER


At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.
The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low gra


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My girlfriend is like an 07 Nappa Valley Pinot Noir

Full-bodied and matured, pairs well with meat, and has a smooth, aromatic aftertaste

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What do you call a Pac-man that hasn't yet matured?

Small-Pac's (smallpox).

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How can you tell when an Iranian boy has matured?

They take the diaper off his ass and put it on his head.

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A matured acorn...

What did the acorn say when he realized he was grown up?


Geometry

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Wine Taster!

At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A retired Marine A-4 pilot drunk and with a ragged dirty look came to apply for the position. The director wondered how to send him away. They gave him a glass to drink.

The old pilot tried it and said, "It's a Muscat three years old, grown on a north slope,


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