A lawyer is driving his brand new BMW on a busy highway...
A lawyer is driving his brand new BMW on a busy highway when he hears an odd noise coming from the engine. He pulls over to the narrow emergency lane, and as he opens the door, a negligent semi smashes the car door off.
The lawyer is furious, and when the state police showed up to the scene, he's complaining about the incident.
"It was a BRAND NEW BMW!!!"
A guy from Apple promised me a pre-release of a new product if I sucked his cock this morning. As if I would compromise my values for such a materialistic item!
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A very successful lawyer buys a new Ferrari.
He parks in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he gets out, a truck passes too close and completely tears the door off of the driver’s side. The counselor immediately grabs his cell phone, dials 911, and within minutes a policeman pulls up to take a report. Before the officer has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically. His Ferrari
I'm worried my wife is going to make our baby too materialistic.
Every time she tickles the baby, she says "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"
How do you destroy one of the many materialistic, boring and vapid white girl bots?
Put her in a room with another one.
All comedians care about are their jokes
They’re so materialistic
My girlfriend left me because I'm too materialistic.
I said, "Don't slam the door on your way out.."
How do you turn down a materialistic woman?
Tell her: liking you for your money makes her a gold digger...
...and it’s a felony to sleep with a miner.
Short people are materialistic.
Tall people are bigger than that. They can see past it.
A lawyer parked at the side of the road, and opened the door of his BMW. Suddenly, a speeding car appeared from nowhere, hitting the door and ripping it off of his car. The lawyer was outraged.
When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer whined, "Officer, look what that person did to my Beemer! You have to find him and arrest him!"
"You lawyers are so mater
A very flashy, uber-materialistic, and self-absorbed braggart buys a Ferrari...
He’s driving around town showing off his new expensive ride. He waves at the pretty women with his right hand to show off his big flashy diamond rings.
He pulls over to park and is just relishing every glance he gets. He even calls out to a few people and says, “It’s a Ferrari! You like it?” He loves the attention.
As he’s opening the dri
A lawyer was getting out of his BMW one day...
...when an 18 wheeler came by and ripped the door right off his car. He quickly called the police, and when a patrol car arrived he began a rant, screaming
"Cahps, cahps, look what they did to mah beemah!"
The cop replies "You lawyers are so materialistic! Haven't you noticed you left arm got ripped off by the truck!" The lawyer proceeds to look down and
Have u came across such a misery man...
A man crashes his new car and cries: "mi can't believe mi just fuck up mi brand new beamer"
The paramedic turns to him and says: "u are so materialistic, you haven't even noticed u are missing your left arm"
The man looks down and sees that his arm was missing and shouts:
"bumboclaath mi Rolex gone too"😂😂😂😂😂
Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?
Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things
My parents say I'm too materialistic...
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The Lawyer's Car
A lawyer had just bought a fancy new car, and was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took off the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it would never be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling, &quo
Do you know what I like more than materialistic things?
I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are!
A lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsc
An Attorney had just purchased and parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office...
An Attorney had just purchased and parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the lawyer's driver-side door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.
Before the cop