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Where are average things manufactured?

The "satisfactory".

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A political activist, a college student, and a thoughtful and concerned member of the citizenry walk into Tiananmen Sq-

\-uare, where absolutely nothing of remarkable importance proceeds to happen to them, and the activist looked about him and said, for no particular reason, "wow, what a fine day this is, and how notably absent are any signs of tanks and soldiers, or bullets in my high quality, fairly manufactured silk vest." And he walked on.

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Where are average things manufactured?

@ the satisfactory :)

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Life is unfair. Im a bisexual man, and it's twice as hard for me than you straight folks.

I mean think about it. As a guy, I gotta deal with double the amount of boners everywhere I go. Just think about how hard my life is ;)

Ps. Not actually bi, not that it matters. I was trying to fall asleep and somehow my brain manufactured this out of thin air..wtf brain.

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Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

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80 of all Fords manufactured are still on the road today.

The other 20% made it home.

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Where are average things manufactured?

In the satisfactory.

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Where are average things manufactured ?

The satisfactory.

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Did you know that

Stone is commonly used for manufactured things and bigger boulders than cobblestone?
That's astoneishing!

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Where are average things manufactured?

At the satisfactory.

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Where do werewolves store their manufactured goods?

in a *were*house.

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What did Obi Wan Kenobi say when he bought his first Spanish-manufactured garden ornament?

That’s gnome un.

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Where are average things manufactured?

At the satisfactory.

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What do you call a Harley-Davidson manufactured overseas because of tariffs?

A Smoot-Hawley Davidson!

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Where do average items get manufactured?

At the satisfactory...

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Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

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What do people being roasted and condoms being manufactured have in common?

Both are getting ribbed for your pleasure.

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Where are average things manufactured?

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Where are average things manufactured?

The Satisfactory

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What is the best pickup line a robot can say to another robot?

010100110110010101111000011110010010000001110100 01101001011011010110010100111111

I am a robot trying to pickup another well manufactured robot. Please offer me your assistance.

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

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An American factory orders a shipment of a certain part from a Japanese factory.

They write a letter to warn their partners "Be aware of our strict standards, we only accept 3 defective parts per 10 000".

The Japanese reply: "We don't quite understand what do you need them for, but as per request, we manufactured three defective parts and attach them separately hereby"


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Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

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Statue of Liberty

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?
It doesn't have both arms raised.

And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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