Manifest

Jokes

Hey mom! I'm working on Chemistry and History.

I'm studying manifest density!

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Manifest 1. Sezon 3. Blm

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If dentists believed they had to journey across America to whiten people's teeth...

Would it be called Manifest Crest-iny?

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What do you call an American's God-given right to fast food?

Manifest Density

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

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The hat salesman was pissed.

He got a text from a partner across the country. "Where is that shipment of yarmulkes?"

The hat salesman's neighbor told the police he shouted something before he shot his self.

Said he went and checked the manifest. He'd found the shipment. IT WAS ALL CAPS....

Im sorry, if I could replace your seven seconds I would.


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More than two testicles...

What do you call a man with two testicles hanging between his legs? You call him "normal". What do you call a man with 3 testicles hanging between his legs? You call him "extraordinary". What do you call a man with 4 testicles hanging between his legs? You call him "homosexual" because 2 of them aren't his.
PS This joke evokes homosexuality but is not seeki


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