Mammoth

Jokes

What's the difference between a mammoth and an elephant?

The other one is dead

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In the land before time, a dinosaur was waiting for his friend, the mammoth. He finally arrives and says to him, "Sorry I'm late, did I take a long time?"

The dinosaur replied, "What's a time?"

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What do you call a wooly mammoth fetus?

The elephant in the womb.

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I have the memory of a wooly mammoth

It's like an elephant's, but a little fuzzy

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Making jokes about elephant aren't easy.

In fact they're a mammoth task.

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What do you call a super hairy penis?

A willy mammoth

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Says one moth to another: Yo Moma...

is so fat, she is a mammoth!

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What did a fly say when it saw fossilized mammoth feces?

This shit is too old for me.

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Burying an elephant...

is a mammoth undertaking.

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Why did the mammoth get in trouble with the archaeologist for texting the dinosaur?

Because the mammoth was to young to predate the dinosaur.

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I have a mammoth erection.

It's gotta be worth a fortune.

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Scientists say they are working on bringing back the wholly mammoth. But at what cost?

...per pound?

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What is the largest moth the world has ever seen?

A mammoth

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Long The mammoth-hunter and his mammoth

Back in the stone-age there was a kind of a curse lying on the people all over the world.
Everytime a boy was born, there was also a mammoth born. The boy had to hunt down the mammoth and kill it
to get free of his curse. Sadly there are no mammoths and all the males in this world have no mammoths to hunt.
Well let's go to a little village in Europe where a young boy was bor


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The Lion and the Pigmy

A lion was strolling thought the Jungle when he came across a big dead wooly mammoth, he thought to himself this will feed the cubs for ages, He prowled closer and closer to the head of the dead wooly mammoth and saw this tiny pigmy standing with a big triumphal stance on the head of the dead wooly mammoth. The lion said here Pigmy, did you kill this here wooly mammoth, Pigmy said Yup, Lion said w


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