Magma

Jokes

How would one describe an especially pleasing surface magma flow?

Lavaly

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What did the granite say to the magma as it got melted?





“ That was not gneiss of you “

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What does baby volcano say to his volcano mom?

Magma.

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What's the difference between magma and lava?

I don't magma cock in my ass

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I love volcano jokes...

They magma lava my ash off.

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