Old man goes to the doctor...
An older gentleman goes to the doctor and tells him he has erectile dysfunction. The doc scratches his chin, and then snaps his fingers.
"I've got just the thing for you! This is a new medicine; just cleared clinical trials. You'll feel like you're twenty again!"
"Anything to get me back in the saddle," says the man, depressed. "My
A Rabbit, a Bear, And a Genie In The Woods
A rabbit and a bear are chilling in the woods together when a genie suddenly appears. The genie says to the two of them 'I am a genie who can grant wishes. I will grant each of you three wishes, but think carefully because once I grant the wish it cannot be undone'.
Rabbit and Bear think for a moment before Bear is ready to make his first wish.
3 husbands were at a bar complaining about their wives.
They'd all had a couple beers, so they started speaking their mind.
1st Guy: My wife is terrible in bed, last night she tried pretending to be a sexy stripper, but she's so fat. She couldn't even pull her pants off.
2nd Guy: That's rough, my wife is also terrible in bed. She installed a pole and tried pretending to be a sexy pole dancer, but she's
An old German man walks into a confession booth
He tells the priest on the other side, 'Father, forgive me, for I have sinned'.
The priest says, 'God forgives all, my son. Tell me, what sin have you committed?'
The old man continues; 'Well, it was 1941, during the war, and there was this Jewish girl whose entire family had been deported. She begged me to let her hide in my house and I said yes,
The difference between lustful men and women.
A woman asks a man, "Why is it that if a man sleeps around, he's considered a player and gets respect, but if a women sleeps around, she's a whore?"
The man replies, "A lock that can be opened by any key is a very bad lock, but a key that can open any lock is considered a master key".
My sister walked into my room and asked me to take off her shirt.
So I did.
Then she said: "Take of my skirt."
So I did.
"Take off my socks."
So I did.
"Take off my bra."
So I did.
"Now, brother, take off my panties."
With shaking hands, I did.
So, an older gentleman with erectile dysfunction goes to the doctor..
...the doc scratches his chin and looks at him for a while, and then clicks his fingers.
"I've got just the thing for you! This is a rather new medicine, having just cleared the last phases of clinical trial. You'll feel like you're twenty again!"
"Anything to get old Jimbob back in the league, doc" answers the man, depressed "my life ain
A man goes to church to make a confession...
A man goes to church to make a confession to the priest.
"Look. I have a confession to make. During the war, a young, gorgeous woman came to my door looking for somewhere to stay hidden. And I accepted, on the condition that she would repay me every day with sexual favors."
The priest says, "Don't worry, young fellow. You have sinned. You were young a