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Lurid tale involving candy bars

I heard this one circa 1965. Some of these candy bars not made anymore:

Mr. Heath took his girlfriend Ms. Butter Cups behind the Power House. They laid down on the Rocky Road, he took out his Tootsie Roll and stuck it in her Uno. She exclaimed, “O Henry, what a Big Hunk you have.!” They ended up having several Sugar Babies.


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1st Graders and Groundhogs OC

From my cousin, a first grade teacher...

While we were eating dinner tonight, my son told us that he learned about groundhogs in school today. "That's great, son. What did you learn?"

"I learned that groundhogs have two holes. One is for the bathroom and one is for the bedroom."

I choked, trying desperately not to laugh and also panic


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