I spent ages trying to figure out why my duvet was so lumpy last night.

Baffling.

This bread lumpy.

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There used to be an eighth dwarf..

His name was Lumpy. He died.

Apparently people are using smart phones instead of credit cards now.

I tried this but my cocaine was very lumpy.

What is pasty and lumpy but people still eat it anyway?

white girls

I've requested this family meeting tonight to ask a most delicate question...

While searching down under the sink, to my fright,

I discovered a breach of discretion.

A penis, all veiny and knobbed at the end,

A most hideous sight to behold.

Believe me my dears, I don't mean to offend,

It had bumps, it had hairs, it had folds!

This pecker, this dick, it was lumpy and red--

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Roses are red violets are blue...

Sugar is sweet and so are you...
The roses have wilted the violets are dead
Sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

My ex is like cottage cheese...

she's lumpy, she tastes bad, and I don't know what she goes well with.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.