Lumpy

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I spent ages trying to figure out why my duvet was so lumpy last night.

Baffling.

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This bread lumpy.

##YEAST##

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There used to be an eighth dwarf..

His name was Lumpy. He died.

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Apparently people are using smart phones instead of credit cards now.

I tried this but my cocaine was very lumpy.

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What is pasty and lumpy but people still eat it anyway?

white girls

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I've requested this family meeting tonight to ask a most delicate question...

While searching down under the sink, to my fright,

I discovered a breach of discretion.

A penis, all veiny and knobbed at the end,

A most hideous sight to behold.

Believe me my dears, I don't mean to offend,

It had bumps, it had hairs, it had folds!

This pecker, this dick, it was lumpy and red--

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Roses are red violets are blue...

Sugar is sweet and so are you...
The roses have wilted the violets are dead
Sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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My ex is like cottage cheese...

she's lumpy, she tastes bad, and I don't know what she goes well with.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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