Loon

Jokes

OC Kid's joke... What do you get when you cross a loon (bird) with a common summer pest?

A Loon-a-tick

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Did you hear they're going to change the loon on the Loonie to two gay bucks?

Now everyone can have two fucking bucks

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Once, deep in the woods...

...there was a village. This village was very prosperous and had lived in peace for hundreds of years. That was, until the medicrane arrived.

The medicrane was an ancient creature, veiled in myth and legend. It was said he’d come in the dead of night and take the village people to eat them. One fateful night, he arrived.

When the village people awoke the next morni


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The Medicrin Story - taken from a Boy Scouting website

Long ago, before Gamecubes, before Playstations, even before Atari, there were nasty, vile monsters roaming the land. In those days, a few brave, strong men made their living by protecting common people from these beasts. This is a story about one such man named Erik and the adventure he had. 

There was a small village on the edge of a wide prairie, next to a very thick forest th


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There once was an ancient village terrorized by a monster.

There once was an ancient village terrorized by a monster named the Mediquin. Everyday it would come to the village and eat some of the people. The villagers had no idea what to do so they turned to the village elder

The elder thought for a bit then said, “You must dig a large hole. Place a goose in this hole. The Mediquin will fall in the hole trying to eat the goose and then y


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Land of the Loons

Once upon a time, in a land not so very far away, there lived a village of people. Funny little people called Loons.

The Loons were a peaceful people, a simple people, with a very simple diet. The Loons could eat but one thing, and loved that one thing: Pure cane sugar. Because of this, sugar was very precious to the Loons.

These happy people weren't without their


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The Medicrane

Once upon a time, there was a small village of not-so-bright people. The village was terrorized by an evil monster known as the Medicrane. Every few days, the Medicrane would lumber into town, muttering under his breath "Medicrane... Medicrane...", and snatch one of the villagers and take them to his den.


After a while of living in abject terror, the villagers went


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An eagle goes looking for a mate...

He swoops down and picks up a loon. "I'm a loon, I'm a loon, I love to spoon."

The eagle realizes this will not work, so he kicks the loon out and finds a hawk. "I'm a hawk, I'm a hawk, I just want to talk."

Realizing that that will not work, he kicks out the hawk and finds a dove. "I'm a dove, I'm a dove, I don'


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