Lively

Jokes

Hey girl you want to have a lively discussion about the interesting lives of Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali?

These boxers are full of surprises and I thought you might want dig into them

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We had a lively debate in physics...

It was a conversation of energy

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Being a Mortitian is pretty crap... it's not very lively, it's pretty much dead all the time.

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I went to a funeral today...

Not a very lively event

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Lively Old Lady

A doctor made a house call on an elderly lady, back when they made house calls. She was spritely and healthy, and the doctor remarked on her good condition.
"Have you ever been bedridden?" he asked.
"Oh my, yes" she said. "Many times, and twice in a buggy"

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If Blake Lively Ever Got Plastic Surgery

If Blake Lively ever got plastic surgery for her face, she should come out of her surgery listening to "Blake's Got a New Face" by Vampire Weekend

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Down South versus Up North

Down South:
Hoedown (hoe-down) - Noun
1.a community dancing party typically featuring folk and square dances accompanied by lively hillbilly tunes played on the fiddle.

Up North:
hoedown (hoe-down) - noun
1. When yo' Mama slips on ice.

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