An Irish farmer is out in his field minding his own business.
He's tidying up down by the fence next to the road.
A posh limey comes gliding up in his Rolls Royce.
Paddy, that's the Irish farmer, didn't hear the limey roll up so the limey honks his horn, startling Paddy.
"I say," asked the limey "does this road go to the Blarney Stone my good man?"
Paddy thinks about it
Have you ever had a British Tonic?
It's like a regular gin and tonic, just a bit more limey.
A limey vacationing in a colony
A limey vacationing in a colony is hauled in front of the local magistrate. “The bobbies claim that you were seen swimming at the beach when suddenly you started pleasuring yourself, and then just as suddenly you stopped. How do you plead?”
The limey’s head is hanging in shame. “Guilty madam. I have no excuse. I am deeply embarrassed, but I would like to expla