Limbo

Jokes

Can't believe somebody broke into my house last night and stole my limbo stick.

How low can you go?

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Someone broke into my house and stole my limbo stick.

How low can some people go?

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Cant believe someone broke into our garage and stole the limbo stick

Seriously, how low can you go.

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Cant believe some people broke into my garage and stole my limbo stick.

How low can you go.

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Cant believe someone broke into our house and stole the limbo stick.

Seriously, how low can you go

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A man walks into a bar

And loses the limbo contest as a result.

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A limbo champion walked into a bar.

He was disqualified.

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A man walks into a bar.

There goes his dreams of winning the limbo competition.

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My friends tried to get me to do the limbo with them.

But I wasn’t going to stoop to their level. Why should I bend over backwards for them?

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So a limbo player walks into a bar

And he instantly loses

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A man walks into a bar

Then, he gets told that he's terrible at limbo.

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My friend tends to set a low bar for himself

He works at a limbo stick factory

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A professional limbo player walked into a bar

He was disqualified

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Someone once told me I'd spend the rest of eternity in limbo after I die

So I'm spending my life lowering the bar for all other people. I'm going to win that fucking game.

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A man walks under a very low bar

Wins the limbo competition

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A limbo dancer walks in to a bar...

...and loses the game


(If it is a repost im sorry)

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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo set.

How low can you go?

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I'm so upset, Someone stole my limbo stick!

I mean, how low can you go?

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Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket?

Because he didn’t think anyone could stoop so low.

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Somebody broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy

how low can you go!?!?

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A Limbo champion walks into a bar

He is immediately disqualified.

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A limbo champion walks into a bar...

...he's disqualified.

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A limbo champion walked into a bar.

He was disqualified.

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My parents disowned me to make room for my orphan cousin.

aborted for adoption. greetings from limbo. yes they have wifi

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Damn dude, you must be very good at Limbo.

We set the bar really low and you still managed to go under it.

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Limbo stick stolen.

How low can you go?

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A limbo player walks into a bar.

They lost.

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I went on a limbo tour around Europe

My best performance was in Norway.
There I went Oslo as I could go.

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Somebody broke into my house and stole my limbo trophy

I have no idea how they got past the lasers

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A man walks into a bar...

He loses at limbo.

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I had my limbo rope stolen while at a funeral

It’s amazing how low some people will go.

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Some douche bag hit me from behind in the street yesterday and ran off with my limbo stick.



I mean really, how low can you go? |

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A limbo champion walks into a bar..

he is disqualified.

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A limbo champion walks into a bar

And gets instantly disqualified

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After a lot of hard work Ive finally made the local limbo team.

I had to bend over backwards to get in though.

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Five men walk into a bar

Shittest game of limbo I've ever seen.

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Came home from work today to find someone had broken in and stolen my limbo stick.

I mean,how low can you go?

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A limbo champion walks into a bar

They are disqualified

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A clumsy limbo dancer walked into a bar

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A limbo contestant walked into a bar.

So he was disqualified.

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A limbo professional walks into a bar.

He lost.

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Two limbo contestants walk into a bar

They were disqualified.

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Apparently the former limbo world champion is now a homeless crack addict...

Just makes you think, how low can you go?

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A limbo contestant walks into a bar...

...and is eliminated from the competition.

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I just saw a guy win a limbo contest.

I couldn't believe he could stoop so low.

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A limbo champion walks into a bar.

He is disqualified.

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Two Blondes walked into the Bar. Everyone else played Limbo normally

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Do you enjoy limbo?

Well, it's really neither here or there . . .

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The Limbo

In order to set the bar high, you have to set the bar low..

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After entering a limbo competition, Paul walks into a bar

He lost

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