What is the likelihood of meeting a dinosaur on a street?
You either meet it or not.
What's the likelihood that you find a three-legged blobfish out in the wild?
About 1 in 7,680,197,069. Go have a look in a mirror mate.
With the likelihood of Roe v. Wade being overturned abortion providers should think about diversifying
Product development idea... Planned Parenthood brand coat hangers!
“You gape ‘em, we scrape ‘em” or
“When wrinkles aren’t the only thing you don’t want”
With the likelihood of Roe v. Wade being overturned abortion provides should start diversifying.
Product development idea: Planned Parenthood brand coat hangers
Why I avoid talks about sexuality with my dad.
Me: " There are genes that effect the likelihood of someone being gay."
Dad: " Ya, especially the tight ones."
Studies find NSFW content is 1 of 10 ways to increases the likelihood of falling for clickbait.
If a women drinks two glasses of wine a night, it increases the likelihood of a stroke.
If she drinks the whole bottle, then she's likely to throw in a blowjob as well.
How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
NSFW Billy Connolly's ct joke.
Two guys talking:
"You know, I've been thinking about you a lot lately and you're a cunt. You've always been a cunt and in all likelihood you always will be a cunt. As a matter of fact, if they were giving a prize for World's Biggest Cunt, you'd probably come second."
"Second? Why wouldn't I come first?"
Yo mama so fat
Yo Mama so fat that deriving humor from her weight condition would have a high likelihood of hurting her already vulnerable self esteem.