Likelihood

Jokes

What is the likelihood of meeting a dinosaur on a street?

50%.
You either meet it or not.

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What's the likelihood that you find a three-legged blobfish out in the wild?

About 1 in 7,680,197,069. Go have a look in a mirror mate.

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With the likelihood of Roe v. Wade being overturned abortion providers should think about diversifying

Product development idea... Planned Parenthood brand coat hangers!

Possible slogans:

“You gape ‘em, we scrape ‘em” or

“When wrinkles aren’t the only thing you don’t want”

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With the likelihood of Roe v. Wade being overturned abortion provides should start diversifying.

Product development idea: Planned Parenthood brand coat hangers

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Why I avoid talks about sexuality with my dad.

Me: " There are genes that effect the likelihood of someone being gay."

Dad: " Ya, especially the tight ones."

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Studies find NSFW content is 1 of 10 ways to increases the likelihood of falling for clickbait.

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Health tip

If a women drinks two glasses of wine a night, it increases the likelihood of a stroke.

If she drinks the whole bottle, then she's likely to throw in a blowjob as well.

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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NSFW Billy Connolly's ct joke.

Two guys talking:

"You know, I've been thinking about you a lot lately and you're a cunt. You've always been a cunt and in all likelihood you always will be a cunt. As a matter of fact, if they were giving a prize for World's Biggest Cunt, you'd probably come second."

"Second? Why wouldn't I come first?"

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Yo mama so fat

Yo Mama so fat that deriving humor from her weight condition would have a high likelihood of hurting her already vulnerable self esteem.

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