Lightweight

Jokes

What do you call a lightweight who loves to make desserts?

An easybake

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A normal day at the Apple store

Me: *Walks into an Apple store.*

Apple employee: Hi, what would you like today?

Me: I got $1000 to buy anything I want.

AE: Then our iPhone XS will be perfect! You can have the power of a computer right in your pocket. You can call, text, browse, play games, and so much more!

Me: Uhh what's that black bar on the top of the screen.


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What do you call a lightweight stoner having sex?

Easy bake shovin

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LBJ always called JFK a lightweight.

He was right, one shot and he was gone.

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Why can't Floyd Mayweather Jr drink pints quickly?

Because he's only a lightweight.

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Whos the biggest lightweight

Hydrogen

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What do you call a 2 pound dumbbell that gets drunk easily?

A Lightweight!

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Donald Trump sure likes making fun of boxing.

What with all the lightweight insults

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What is a reddit euphoric gentleman's linux distro of choice?

Arch linux, because it's very customizable, lightweight and has a great community.

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They're adding a new weight class to boxing.

It's to go along with "Lightweight", "Heavyweight", and the like. They're calling it "Menstruweight".

Due to being much more aggressive than the other weight classes, they're only allowed to fight for about five days out of the month.

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Two Boxers

Two boxer friends, a lightweight and a heavyweight, meet up for lunch. After a short small talk the heavyweight reveals to his friend that his wife cheated on him.
"Can you believe it? I walked home to see them having sex on my own couch!"
"So what did you do?" asks his friend.
"I ran up, picked him up, and knocked him the fuck out with one punch to the


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