Lifter

Jokes

Why was the weight lifter upset after lifting a case of Coke?

It was just soda pressing.

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What did the weight lifter say after he bought the wrong protein powder?

No whey.

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Rounded structures tend to be very strong.

Yo' mamma must be a power lifter.

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What are the three parts of a wood burning stove?

Lifter, legs, and poker.

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Im holding trophy for the best shop-lifter in the world

I didn’t win it

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What Are the Three Parts of a Wood-Burning Stove?

Lifter, legs, and poker.

Edit: This is more of a pun than a joke but I hope I make someone giggle.

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How does a weight lifter study for a test?

He uses muscle memory.

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What do you call a homosexual weight lifter?

Trap Queen

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Norwegians like to joke about the inferior intellect of our Swedish neighbors. This is my favorite joke:

A Norwegian is sitting at the bar and enjoying a nice drink. He turns to the large muscle man sitting by his side and asks: "Do you wan't to hear a joke about the swedes?"

The man replies: "Well, buddy, before you tell that joke I'd like you to know this: I am the current Swedish heavy weight boxing champion. The guy next to me won the Swedish wrestling champ


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Did you hear about the crazy shop lifter?

He was found dead under a shop.

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