Liege

Jokes

The King asked one of his advisors to find the biggest five idiots in the kingdom and bring them to him within a month.

King Bob asked his advisor Simon to look for five biggest idiots in his state and produce them in his court within a month.
After a month's extensive search operations, Simon brought to the court only two people!

"But I asked for five," King Bob shouted angrily.

"Give me a chance to present them one by one," Simon pleaded and went on to pres


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"How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?"

"384 my liege"

"Ok, round them up"

"400 my liege"

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Do you know why Petyr's last name is Baelish?

Because he is the liege of Baes. ^I'll ^see ^^myself ^^out.

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A Knight of the Round Table needs some help

A Knight of the Round table needed some help on a quite intimate affair. He approached King Arthur one day and said "My Liege, every time I have intercourse with my wife, she flies off of my penis"

To which King Arthur replies "Well, perhaps you Camelot".

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