Lewd

Jokes

What is a lewd ghost's favourite type of tea?

Boo - tea

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Girls be complaining about Asian guys sending them lewd messages

But it's actually like immigrants but on the internet

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What do you call an American Revolutionist who listens to Beethoven while making love?

Lewd Whig.

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One evening, a dad joke came home late from the office.

He and your mom joke got a little drunk after dinner and since the pharmacy was closed, well, lewd story short, that's how they ended up with a pun in the oven.

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Why lewd Asian is barely seen?

Cuz they say it's rude

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What's something that starts with P and ends with ORN?

Popcorn. I saw your lewd smile back there.

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I got banned from McDonald's for lewd acts

Now where the fuck am I gonna go for a fellatio fish

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I got a guy over to fix my gutters

He was constantly making lewd or suggestive comments, but i guess thats what happens when your head is always in the gutter

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What do you call Jude Law with a penis drawn on his chin?

Lewd Jaw

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Lewd Limerick

A bather whose clothing was strewed

By breezes that left her quite nude,

Saw a man come along

And, unless I'm quite wrong,

You expected this line to be lewd.

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Why did the bald, perverted woman put a famous German composer on top of her head?

She wanted to wear a Lewd wig.

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Team Rocket Were Caught Performing a Lewd Sex Act...

Ass to Meowth

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Did you hear about the guy who was convicted for committing lewd acts on fruit at a grocery store? (Mildly NSFW)

He got off on a peel.

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Did you hear about the guy who was convicted for committing lewd acts on an orange in public? (mildly NSFW)

He got off on a peel.

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My man is a sex addict

a young yoman enters the Doctors office
"I'm here to talk about my husbands sex addiction"

Dr. "How bad is it? Isn't plenty of sex usually a good thing for a couple your age?"

"It sure is, but sometimes it can be a bit too much. Like yesterday I was looking into the freezer and wondering what we should have for dinner, when he come


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