I told my girlfriend she doesn't have a period. No, periods are too docile, too lenient and indifferent. My girlfriend instead, has exclaimation points. Just as extreme as it gets.
Out of desperation, I robbed a bank dressed as a frog and being a novice, the cops caught me right away. I thought I was going away to the big house for a very long time, but surprisingly, the judge was lenient and let me go...
...because it was the first time I had ever Kermitted a crime.
Ever been to the Tower of Pisa?
the security is pretty lenient