Legendary

Jokes

We should all make a joke togeather

And start wearing Adolf's legendary mustache

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Since the beginning of time, The Swordfish was a legendary fish, winning in every fish battle in history. But...

in 1888, The Swordfish was defeated by the Penfish.

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What do you call the magical beam that gives people karma?

The legendary cakeray.

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Baited

There once was a mighty sea captain named Seamus, he had captured many legendary fish, even caught something that resembled the Megalodon.

He had heard old folk tales about the meanest bass around, one that not even the finest sea captains couldnt even find. Seamus decided he would find this legendary fish no matter what. He assembled the greatest crew of privateers and sailors the se


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Kurt Cobain is a legendary redditor

He amassed so much karma that he got into nirvana

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What do Ron Jeremy and Pokemon have in common?

They both have legendary birds.

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Why did King Arthur's wife never get pregnant?

His pull out game was legendary!

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Courtesy of The Legendary Ken M The ideal superpower is invisibility...

Because it allows you to keep an unseen lookout for perverts in the women's locker room.

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If you're buying something for a rapper, always make sure to get double the amount...

They think two-packs are legendary.

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One day, legendary fencing master Maximilian Lee is looking for a new challenger

After decades dedicating himself to his art, he finds there is no one worthy of fighting anymore. He travels to the farest corners of the world looking to reinvigorate his love of the blade.

He travels to France and challenges their most skilled and famous fighter, but to his disappointment, he beats him within seconds.

Next he visits Russia, and is challenged by the gr


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Instant e-mail.

Was legendary when it was invented, but today, it's nothing to write home about.

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There is a legendary footballer, famous for his powerful kicks, and one day, he is invited to play for his team in the world cup finals.

There is a legendary footballer, famous for his powerful kicks, and one day, he is invited to play for his team in the world cup finals.

Kick off, he passes the ball to his teammate and runs towards the enemy goals, he then receives the ball from his teammate and BAM, slams it right into the goals, causing them to shake violently.

Next round, his team loses the ball but h


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Bach was a legendary composer with 20 kids.........

I guess that qualifies him as being a freak in the sheets and on the sheets.....

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Legendary actor Morgan Freeman dead

-on when it comes to narrating historical dramas.

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Ssshhhh! I lying in bed right now next to the most incredible woman in my life. 12 years ago,she was my teacher back in the third grade. Monster boobs and hips,like 4 boobs,we didn't know what to stare at first. Her bra size is a legendary mystery,and I'm just looking at it now. It says 44

long!

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I have been to every brothel in Red Dead Redemption 2,

And I still can't find the legendary beaver.

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What is the difference between legendary Pokmon Regigigas and I?

Regigigas can eventually get itself going.

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Legendary football player Wayne Rooney helped DC United clinch a spot in the MLS playoffs yesterday

This news fell on deaf ears in the capitol, as Donald Trump had tweeted earlier in the day.

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Legendary comedian Steven Wright really became famous when he helped a woman give birth in a portable toilet.

He was known for his Bedpan delivery.

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What do you call a legendary sea monster with no friends?

Loneliness

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Guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer.

The bartender asks why he looks so glum. "I've been searching everywhere for the legendary tower of knowledge, but it doesnt seem to exist." "Legendary tower of knowledge huh", asks the bartender, "I've never heard of anything like that, what it supposed to be?" "Well, it's supposed to be like a bible of jokes", replies the guy, "I want t


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I found a legendary Pokemon in Pokemon GO...

But the game doesn't let me throw pokeball at myself.

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Why is Tupac the most legendary rapper of all time?

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How do you make a sandwich legendary?

Make it on dark rye

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Lawyers must be pretty big fans of the legendary Irish rock band U2.

Almost all of them go on about all the pro-Bono things that they do.

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Hey girl are you a legendary sea monster?

'Cause you have Kraken tits

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Overheard from Ignatius, Cosmic Policeman and Legendary Hurler of Whole Cities:

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Hugh The Legendary Hero.

One day up in the mountains a group of monks began planting flowers. They toiled away but nothing ever grew. Frustration got the most of them and one monk was killed over the flowers, and to everyone's surprise the flowers bloomed.

Now knowing what they needed was blood the monks began killing people from the nearby village.

The villagers cried out "Hero Hugh!


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Nathan Fillion just reached legendary status in my book - Album on Imgur

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Legendary joke

a guy walks in to abar and he goes, he goes
hey thats not airplane food, how about that weather?

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The milk is so good its

Legendary

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I can imagine how the phrase "holy shit" began..

Jesus Christ circa 4 BC, just laid down a legendary steamer in the john.

When Jesus's disciples asked one another who was responsible for the foul oder, Andrew replied, "It was Jesus".

From that point on, tales of the legendary sea pickle circulated throughout Bethlehem for years to come, and the phrase "holy shit" was born.


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My legendary Manhattan joke

A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender, I'll have 12 manhattans."

The bartender replies, "Comin' right up, sir!"

Shortly after he makes the 6 or 7th Manhattan the bartender asks, "So are you celebrating anything special?"

The man replies, "I sure am. I'm celebrating my first blowjob."

Th


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I used to do drugs

i still do, but i used to to.
-Mitch


rip the legendary Mitch Hedberg

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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Troll level legendary

Trolololololololo

~Mayan

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A joke my friend told me the other day... it was just hilarious.

pussy??? that must the legendary pokemon i could never catch.

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