Lava

Jokes

What did the Italian volcano say to his wife?

I lava you!

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How do you calm your erupting girlfriend?

You shower her with lava and affection

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My girlfriend told me she wanted it to feel like the 60s

The sex was good until the lava lamp broke.

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My girlfriend told me she wanted to feel the 60s

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The day after violent video games became illegal...

...a school was flooded with lava in the world's first mass griefing.

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Studies show that you can jump into lava.

Once.

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Did you hear about that tourist who went to Hawaii and peed in a volcano?!?

he thought he'd found the lava-tory

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Did you know you can actually eat lava?

Only once though.

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A game everyone can play in a volcano prone area?

The floor is lava

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So what is the third world problem for you?

- To fall into the lava.
- Thank you Super Mario.

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What videogame do lava monsters play?

Ash Royale

(My 4 year old niece thought it up, and I couldn't resist posting it.) ;)

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A volcano is about to erupt...

Kabam!

Did you lava the punchline?

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What kind of dessert comes out of a musical volcano?

Bach Lava

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The floor is lava in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..

Ah forget it, you're just in bed anyway.

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What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you.

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Why did a hippie head to a volcano?

So he can get himself a lava lamp!

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A Texan goes to hell

The devil greets him and before showing him around, he says to the Texan "I can grant you one wish before you must be mine forever in this hell." The devil shows him the pits of lava boiling over onto the pathways and the fires heating the world of hell to an intolerable level.


Finally, the devil asks the Texan what wish he would have granted.

The


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"The floor is lava!"

Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D.

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Anyone can drink lava...

Once.

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What type of lava is the dodgiest?

Balaclava.

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I had a friend who was always dressed well, and could float on lava.

He was flamboyant.

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A lava rock quit his job at the volcano today

Said they took him for granite.

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Two Chicagoans die in an unfortunate car wreck.

Two Chicagoans die in an unfortunate car wreck.

Tragic, especially considering they didn’t exactly spend their days helping old ladies cross the street or volunteering at the Boys and Girls club. Nope, these fellows went straight to Hades.

The Devil, as is his custom, goes to greet his two newest eternal residents, and despite rivers of lava and torrents of brimston


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"The floor is lava"

\- Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D.

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The floor is lava

- Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D.

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4 year olds first joke

He's sitting on the back of the couch looking over me as I read.

Son, hey Dad, what would it be like if you had lava AND a strawberry on top of your head!?!

Me, very confused. I don't know, what would it be like?

Son, it would be dangerous and delicious!

I was so proud.

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What's a volcano's favorite dessert?

Bak-LAVA

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What did the Italian volcano say to his girlfriend?

I lava you!

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You know your kids are lazy

When they play "the furniture is lava"

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There was once a guy who drove on lava

He said he wanted 'hot wheels'

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What did the Romantic Hurricane say to the sheep covered volcano?

Eye Lava Ewe

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A walk on the beach

On my first (and so far only) visit to Hawaii, I was staying at a beautiful little cottage outside Hilo. There's a neat little place called Uncle's Awa Club, where they hold a farmer's market, live music, food of all kinds... Right in the lava zone, very remote.

I'd read about one of the booths there, apparently they serve this really delicious boozy drink made wit


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What classic game do Hawaiian kids love the most?

The floor is lava.

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My neighbour thinks adults shouldn't pretend the lawn is lava...

But I'm on the fence.

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A mathematician has one foot in a bucket of lava and the other on a block of ice

On average, he's okay.

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Do you know the game where the floor is lava?

It's a great hit in Hawaii

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How did the Hawaiian hipster die?

He walked on lava before it was cool.

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I dont have to run faster than the lava...

I only gotta run faster than **you**

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What did the affectionate volcano tell the Hawaiian homeowner?

"I lava you."

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What's the favorite game played by Hawaiian children these days?

The floor is lava.

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What's Hawaii's state game?

The floor is lava.

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What is Hawaii's national game?

The floor is lava

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What toppings are on a Pizza Hawaii?

Lava

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I am so brave I can see the lava boiling in Hawaii from 2 inches away

On YouTube!

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In hawaii they took too seriosly the game

Floor is lava

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They say Hawaii is the best place to go to feel like a kid again

Right now you can play "The floor is actually lava"

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People from Hawaii are so lucky!

They get to play “the floor is lava” for real!

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What's the most popular game in Hawaii right now?

The floor is lava!

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Did you know that you can drink lava?

Only once, though.

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My wife says adults shouldn't pretend the lawn is lava,

but I'm on the fence.

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