Latrine

Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

A bear and a squirrel

In the woods, there was a bear and a squirrel at the latrine. "Hmm", says the bear to the squirrel, "do you find shit tends to stick to your fur?"

"Why, yes...yes it does" replies the squirrel.

"Great!" says the bear, and wipes his ass with the squirrel.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE