Lasso

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Blind uncle in the antique shop

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There coming out with a sequel to broke back mountain

It’s called lasso my asshole

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My friend is a cowboy and hes great with the lasso, but hes got me into a lot of shit recently...

He roped me into it.

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Donald Trump had a dream that he died and went to heaven

St Peter told him he was assigned to the Sheep Ranch for former presidents.

The first night in the bunk house, the former presidents were quick to offer advice.

Reagan said he liked to use his lasso, as it showed talent Ford said he liked to chase them into a corner of the fence, as it showed athleticism. Nixon said he liked to jam one leg down each of his boots, so his


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Bush's baked beans can have an "Asian BBQ" flavor...

...but I can't yell SEPPUKU with a lasso around my neck in benihana's?

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