Stop calling me a maggot.
I prefer "homosexual larva."
What do you call a June bug's larva?
A jejune bug.
What do kids like to play in a room infested with ants?
The floor is larva.
What happens if you pour water on the Wicked Larva of the East?
It will say: "I'm moulting!"
A trichinosis larva and a botfly maggot walk into a bar...
The botfly maggot turns to the trichinosis larva and says "Hey buddy, I heard you like pork." The trichonosis larva looks the the botfly maggot right in the spiracles and says "Indeed, I encyst upon it."