Larva

Jokes

Stop calling me a maggot.

I prefer "homosexual larva."

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What do you call a June bug's larva?

A jejune bug.

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What do kids like to play in a room infested with ants?

The floor is larva.

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What happens if you pour water on the Wicked Larva of the East?

It will say: "I'm moulting!"

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A trichinosis larva and a botfly maggot walk into a bar...

The botfly maggot turns to the trichinosis larva and says "Hey buddy, I heard you like pork." The trichonosis larva looks the the botfly maggot right in the spiracles and says "Indeed, I encyst upon it."

Source: [bash.org](http://bash.org/?771925)

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