Whats a good funny status to post about being single?

Military puns are pretty lame.

Generally speaking.

My friend and I went to a yoga class for the first time.

Half way through the class, he turns to me and says "This is lame. Do you want to leave?" I replied, "Namaste."

The best joke in the world

OMG this is too lame that either somebody curse me or some cringe too laugh out

What do you call a gay cigarette?

A fag.


That joke was pretty lame.

What did the idiot say when the mute asked the deaf how quick the lame could sprint?

I don't get it

What did the idiot say when the mute asked the deaf how quick the lame could sprint?

You know you just said it in your head

My new thesaurus is terrible

Not only that, it’s also terrible.

Sorry for the lame joke but I thought I’d get that in before Father’s Day is over.

What did Apple name its book of lame jokes?

The iRoll.

Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You'll get jurasskicked!

*Sorry if its lame but my niece just told it and i fell laughing*

Why are cripples easy to understand? (Dark)

Because they only speak in lame man's terms.


(Sorry)

The three birds.

Three birds were flying.
One of the turned left
The other turned right
The third followed them

Sorry for the lame joke.

What do you call writing code for speakers?

Stereotyping!

(I laughed too hard when I thought of this, I’m so lame.)

What did Yoda say about the musical theater production that he hated?

"LAME IS."

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Happy Star Wars Day.

Why did the female zombie join the online dating site?

Because she wanted to find Mr. Wight.

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I know its lame, but I wrote it myself, so I was proud.

Lame What would you call her if Jesus came back to life as a female?

Shesus

Today, someone told me that, in the next Avengers movie, the Thor Hammer was replaced with a Thor Axe.

My first thought was “What kind of lame weapon is an insect abdomen?”

Since easter is around the corner, please do not post any lame easter eggs jokes alright?

cuz it might crack up.

Injured animal jokes are

Lame

Why is the neurotypical transwoman's Aspie cis-woman wife a tough crowd?

The wife \[cis-F 40, AS\] is a tough crowd because the joker's \[trans-F 38, NT\] joke was lame. She \[cis-F 40, AS\] ignored it several times and then wrote her a letter, took her out to a cafe and read it to her, saying:

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> I am communicationing up with you. I am talking of frustrations while showing no feeling, you told several lame jokes at

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(Lame warning) what do you call a dog with pimples?

Spot.

Glad to be done with all of those lame, stupid, slow jokes from yesterdays April fools day.

Which reminds me that today is World Autism Awareness Day.

What do you call a lame Greek pun?

An Artemiss.

My girlfriend said she'd love me more if I got maimed in a car crash

she said she loved lame jokes

Lame joke: What is a pilots favorite type of bagel?

Plain

"Yo Momma" jokes are so lame, old, stupid, and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times..

...Just like yo momma

I stepped on a table at the office and told a lame joke. Surprisingly, everyone laughed.

My pants were open.

What did Yoda say about the musical that he hated?

"Lame is."

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(Say it out loud...)

What did Yoda say about the musical that he hated?

“Lame Is”

Jokes about Nickelback are so overdone by now

...they're almost as lame as Nickelback's music.

If I got a nickel for every time I heard a lame "if I got a nickel for every time" joke

I'd probably force my way into the world of comedy using all of the nickels I earned throughout life to pay for my comedy classes just so I could tell those same jokes all over again.

I took my blind friend to go see stand up comedy once

after the viewing had ended, he told me that the jokes were so old, lame, and boring that even he could have seen them coming.

LAME JOKE ALERT

What can be lamer than this?

Hey Yoda, how did you like the new version of Les Miserables?

Yoda: Lame is.

I cracked a lame joke.

Now laugh.

The phone Samsung released after the Note 7 was actually more explosive than it.

It was the Samsung Galaxy S8


p.s I know good jokes don't need explaining but this is an original lame joke. S8 is the chemical formula for Sulfur which is combustible

My roommate told me I should go to the super market to pick up some groceries

I can’t believe I’ve been doing all of my previous shopping at the lame market this whole time.

Roses are lame, Love is fake

Weddings are basically funerals with cake

Every time my missus complains about my lame puns, I spike her food and trigger her food intolerance.

She's gluten for punishment.

Guys why won't my gay bestfriend go out with me?

My friend who is gay wont go out with me I've asked him like a thousand times and he says no. He keeps coming up with this lame excuse saying he is into guys and I'm a girl but true love shouldnt be based on gender is it just me or is he sexist.

What do you call a toilet seat made out of LV leather ?

Louis Shiton

PS : Lame joke, couldn't resist, apologies

Before he kicked a game winning field goal, my friend told the football a lame joke.

He punned it to victory.

Somewhere in an alternate universe...

A bunch of chickens are stuck at a lame wedding doing the ‘Human Dance.’

My stand-up routine about one-legged men trying to drink each other's warm vomit was never successful

Too many lame gags

Wanted to try anal.

But that shit is lame ass fuck.

What was the putas favorite soft drink?

Whore-chata


Yeah, lame, but at least not a repost.

I hosted a party for men with erectile dysfunction

It was lame. Nobody came.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To downvote the guy cracking lame yokes about her. :D

My mum told me i cant make friends with a man that has rope in my basement. Shes always so lame!

This sub is starting quite lame in 2019.

All the reposts sound if they were from last year.